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Children Missing - Tree Blamed

Shoe Tree
Photo by R. Taylor

Strange occurrences in the Muskoka region of Ontario have been happening with a greater frequency as the only remaining signs of missing children are their shoes. A number of families interviewed all speak of the same story. Their children were going out to play by the tree covered in shoes and they never returned. There are no signs of any struggle, no witnesses of strangers in the area, no ransom notes, just the shoes of the children nailed or hung in the tree.

Further investigation shows that these shoe trees are popping up all over cottage areas in Ontario such as the Kawartha and Halliburton regions. According to police reports, missing children of towns near these “shoe trees” are 50% higher then towns without them. When asked about these mysterious trees Arborist Alex Gould replied “I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. From a molecular standpoint these trees don’t belong to any other plant species here on earth.”

Randy Moller, a leading specialist in the Occult and Professor at McMaster University, says that these trees have been recorded throughout history and are known to those who practice the dark arts as Man Eaters. Randy referenced drawings of these trees with sandals and clogs nailed to them as early as 200 BC. Professor Moller said the trees are starting to multiply at a greater rate and fears that if people do not heed his warnings there will be no children left in the world!

Remember if you are going to the cottage or are driving by one of these man eating trees on the weekend do not stop to take a picture or even approach the tree otherwise it might be your shoes we see nailed to the trunk.

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6 Comments »

Comment by ScottUA
2007-10-15 17:40:15

Okay…this is definitely one of your weirder blog posts. For a second you had me…

Comment by everydayweekender
2007-10-15 18:12:43

:lol: I always wondered what the story was behind these trees so I made one up. I figured since Halloween is coming up it should be spooky.

 
 
Comment by Eric Monse
2007-10-17 08:44:34

Totally bizzare!

 
Comment by eSeduce
2007-10-18 19:54:10

I don’t know about children but there is a tree by my house that can be blamed for consuming every kite that I ever had throughout my childhood. I was kind of like Charlie Brown as a kid :lol:

 
Comment by chuck norris dude
2007-10-19 03:50:35

Hey, that’s a good story dude!

I still wait to see what will be with that general though…

Comment by Everyday Weekender
2007-10-19 06:33:48

Thanks Chuck. I decided to end the story with the General. It’s harder then I thought to keep writing a story/novel.

 
 
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